I did not have school on the 16th because it was MLK's Birthday(Berfday as it would sound coming out of my mouth). Then I gave blood on Tuesday. I love being Seventeen for a few reasons and this is one of the reasons: I can give blood without permission. Another reason a that I am still child in the eyes of our government. I asked when I gave blood to see if I could become a platelet donor so when they finished harvesting my blood they extracted an extra blood sample from my body to be sent in for platelet analysis.
That and I stole eight packages of nutter butters, which I love dearly because I only get to eat them when I donate.
When I walked up to the snack table where my rewards awaited I grabbed a bunch of nutter butters, but the rude girls there told me that I cannot take that many. I was then determined to take them from them. So after sitting at the table for about seven minutes the girls working the table told us that we have been there for too long even though we were told that we could not leave after sitting there for ten minutes. Luckily for me, my friend Simon had a friend working the table that vouched for us so we stayed for longer. So as Simon and my other friend Ben were chatting the girls up I slowly began stuff nutter butters into my pockets, three in each. After getting up and walking up with one in my hand and three in the pocket I put them in my satchel and then I came back for my friend I asked if I could take one for the road and they gave me one. I walked away with eight packages. I was very proud.
As you probably have seen from my picture there is a bottle of Canada Dry. Canada Dry is a beautiful beverage which I had a security guard smell because she wanted to make sure that it was not spiked, a situation which I thought to be hilarious. I believe that I am the most logical person in the world. Canada Dry is made from real ginger, and the nickname for a redheaded person is a ginger. So Canada Dry is made from Redheads and what courses inside of Redheads, besides Guinness? Blood. So I am drinking blood. Hence making Canadians vampires because they harvest the blood of the Irish.
For the record, the Blood Drive was on Tuesday the 17th, I took this picture on Thursday the 19th.
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